While explaining Pvt. Egholm that he can be in ts, afk'ish
PFC Wilmore: So, Pvt. Egholm, you can just hang out here in teamspeak, not doing anything. But people can still contact you if needed.
SSgt. Vandy: Yeah, take a look at PFC Wilmore. He's always in teamspeak, never does a thing.
“Thanksgiving is, if I recall correctly, because some early European settlers in North America were starving as winter approached and then some natives gave them some food, possibly a turkey, and then the settlers said thank you, and then in return gave them smallpox, syphilis, and alcoholism and wiped them out so that was nice.”
—Martin (UK)
10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to call me on my cellphone...
10:51 PM - Makuda: Late night when you need my love Berh.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Berg*
10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Call me.
10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahaha
10:51 PM - Makuda: On my.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Cellphone.
10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: I KNOW WHEN THAT GILLAM RING
10:51 PM - Makuda: THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING
10:52 PM - Makuda: EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE YOU
10:52 PM - Makuda: STARTED WORKIN LESS AND GETTED PROMOTED MORE
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahahahahaha
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: i'm literally lol'ing here
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: you're beautiful
10:52 PM - Makuda: BUTTER BARS AND OLD RANKS ALL ON THE DANCE FLOOR
10:52 PM - Makuda: JUST HIRED SOME PVT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
10:54 PM - Makuda: YOU USED TO CALL ME ON SOME STAFF WORK
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WITH SOME STAFF WORK
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
10:55 PM - Makuda: I KNOW WHEN THAT PM BLING
10:55 PM - Makuda: THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
10:55 PM - Makuda: EVER SENSE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE
10:55 PM - Makuda: -fin-
PFC Sawn [29ID]: but it's also winter so my blacksmith related work has slightly slowed down
PFC Sawn [29ID]: But i'm a die hard rainbow six fanatic so once i can play it your going to want to kill me because ill be playing it so much
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: blacksmith huh? make a giant axe
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so you can go to best buy
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: and threaten store attendants with it
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: until you get a better rig
PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha and a nice shiny set of bracelets too at that
PFC Sawn [29ID]: and a nice scenic drive to the nut house on the hill
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: hahaha
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: it wont matter people will cower in front of your superior masculinity
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: if you're a black smith, you're so masculine that you have hairy eyeballs
PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha yeah i am kind of intimidating
Goods: Do you wanna know how to walk silently? Me: Sure Goods: Do you here this? Taps desk Me: Yeah? Goods: To mute it you just Screams so loud my ears cry Me: Holy crap that was loud! Goods: I screamed silently because it's late.
Part of a conversation between me and Pvt. Howard.
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Operating on only 4 hours of sleep
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: you should probably sleep then
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Can't mate got to much stuff to do not enough time
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Plus who needs sleep anyways?
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: your body
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: what's that
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its that squishy, gut filled thing that lets you live
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Ah that thing....... Yeah I don't need to worry bout that thing
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: want some chicken>
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: ?
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Nah food is over rated
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: how bout a vibrating mongoose?
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: isn't that the thing in freaking Halo?
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its also an animal
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: it is? Hmm I always thought it looked more like a Puma
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: warthog!
Brand Master Flash: whatcha makin though?
Lev is now Online.
Lev: chicken and vegetables
Lev: boring
Brand Master Flash: Just like you! JK
Lev: you think you can talk to the hulkster like that brother?
Brand Master Flash: What you going to do? Take me to WRESTLEMANIA!
<18:10:26> "Brand": Is your avatar a picture of you?
<18:10:37> "Filho": Yes, clearly
<18:11:02> Chat partner has closed the conversation
<18:12:27> "Brand": To the quotes thread! Jk =P
<18:12:45> "Filho": be tolerant of a old man and his waifu
<18:13:06> "Brand": OK NOW TO THE QUOTES THREAD!
<18:13:15> "Filho": HAHAHAHA
Comments
Cpl. Judge: can confirm that eating mac n cheese whilst playing doesnt help performance
Pvt. Nilsson: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna learn some Russian!
Pvt. Nilsson is now playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Add some pulled pork to that and you may find things change! mmmmmm
SSgt. Chev [29ID]: CO Plt. Sgt of Baker
SSgt. Chev [29ID]: eh
SSgt. Chev [29ID]: I'm drunk lol
T5 Brand [29ID]: LOL
SSgt. Chev [29ID]: Company Sgt of Baker
T5 Brand [29ID]: Commanding Officer of a Platoon Sgt of Baker reporting for Duty Sir!
SSgt. Chev [29ID]: Haha ^^
While explaining Pvt. Egholm that he can be in ts, afk'ish
PFC Wilmore: So, Pvt. Egholm, you can just hang out here in teamspeak, not doing anything. But people can still contact you if needed.
SSgt. Vandy: Yeah, take a look at PFC Wilmore. He's always in teamspeak, never does a thing.
Des Bro: in soviet thanksgiving, turkey shoot you
From: Quartz
So close Martin, so close...
PFC novak: Faxtrot.
Late nights with the Ol' butter bar
10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to call me on my cellphone...
10:51 PM - Makuda: Late night when you need my love Berh.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Berg*
10:51 PM - Makuda: You used to.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Call me.
10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahaha
10:51 PM - Makuda: On my.
10:51 PM - Makuda: Cellphone.
10:51 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: I KNOW WHEN THAT GILLAM RING
10:51 PM - Makuda: THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING
10:52 PM - Makuda: EVER SINCE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE YOU
10:52 PM - Makuda: STARTED WORKIN LESS AND GETTED PROMOTED MORE
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: hahahahahahaha
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: i'm literally lol'ing here
10:52 PM - 2Lt. Berg [29ID]: you're beautiful
10:52 PM - Makuda: BUTTER BARS AND OLD RANKS ALL ON THE DANCE FLOOR
10:52 PM - Makuda: JUST HIRED SOME PVT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
10:54 PM - Makuda: YOU USED TO CALL ME ON SOME STAFF WORK
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE NIGHT WITH SOME STAFF WORK
10:54 PM - Makuda: LATE WHEN YOU NEED ITT DONE
10:55 PM - Makuda: I KNOW WHEN THAT PM BLING
10:55 PM - Makuda: THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
10:55 PM - Makuda: EVER SENSE I LEFT YOU IN CHARLIE
10:55 PM - Makuda: -fin-
Seriously I had tears.. I got my roommate in and sang the whole thing to him. Too funny Gilly. Too funny.
Vandy: pssst
Vandy: ts?
Scriptwolf / Wilmore is now Away.
Vandy: ah damn you
Scriptwolf / Wilmore is now Online.
Scriptwolf / Wilmore: sorry
Scriptwolf / Wilmore: vack nbboijnmwe
Vandy: I didnt know you spoke fluent Russian
PFC Montgomery(ret): What's the biggest state in the United States?
Pvt. Weston: The Fourth of July
It's hard to hear with gunshots and artillery everywhere.
T/5 Brand - What do I call you? WO WO WO?
PFC Sawn [29ID]: but it's also winter so my blacksmith related work has slightly slowed down
PFC Sawn [29ID]: But i'm a die hard rainbow six fanatic so once i can play it your going to want to kill me because ill be playing it so much
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: blacksmith huh? make a giant axe
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: so you can go to best buy
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: and threaten store attendants with it
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: until you get a better rig
PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha and a nice shiny set of bracelets too at that
PFC Sawn [29ID]: and a nice scenic drive to the nut house on the hill
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: hahaha
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: it wont matter people will cower in front of your superior masculinity
2Lt. Perdiew [29th ID]: if you're a black smith, you're so masculine that you have hairy eyeballs
PFC Sawn [29ID]: ha yeah i am kind of intimidating
Cpt. Cranston [29ID]: almost broke my leg on the dancefloor that day
Now with a video!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwBywI6aiJ3KbVZMZzYzeFhCNTA/view?usp=sharing
The hellpuppy roars.
How to be silent by Pvt. Goods
Goods: Do you wanna know how to walk silently?
Me: Sure
Goods: Do you here this? Taps desk
Me: Yeah?
Goods: To mute it you just Screams so loud my ears cry
Me: Holy crap that was loud!
Goods: I screamed silently because it's late.
Part of a conversation between me and Pvt. Howard.
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Operating on only 4 hours of sleep
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: you should probably sleep then
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Can't mate got to much stuff to do not enough time
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Plus who needs sleep anyways?
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: your body
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: what's that
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its that squishy, gut filled thing that lets you live
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Ah that thing....... Yeah I don't need to worry bout that thing
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: want some chicken>
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: ?
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: Nah food is over rated
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: how bout a vibrating mongoose?
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: isn't that the thing in freaking Halo?
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: its also an animal
Pvt. Howard [29ID]: it is? Hmm I always thought it looked more like a Puma
PFC Jenkins [29ID]: warthog!
After doing CORDs with pistols on Sgt. Van Middel after he won the hunger games, the Sgt. came back when we were all shooting at his body.
"Sgt. Van Middel was killed by Sgt. Littlefield's Pistol"
Sgt. Littlefield: Littlefield always gets his man!
This quote also comes with a screenshot, thanks to Cpt. Patterson!
T/5 Lacey: You here?
T3 Swomma [29ID]: nope, this is auto-swomma speaking
Just noticed what a pedant T/5 Lacey is for grammar:
@PFC Srdoč
21:46 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: steam is evil
21:45 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: indeed
21:46 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: luckily I'm too busy destroying my liver and studying to think about buying new games atm
21:47 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: liver regenerates
21:47 - PFC Srdoch [29ID]: wallets don't
21:47 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: my god
21:47 - PFC Peroni [29ID]: such wisdom
Random guy on the Battallion Server, on DH, this same morning...
Random Guy 1: I used to have a girlfriend, you know...
Random Guy 2: What happened?
Random Guy 1: But then DH updated.
Brand Master Flash: whatcha makin though?
Lev is now Online.
Lev: chicken and vegetables
Lev: boring
Brand Master Flash: Just like you! JK
Lev: you think you can talk to the hulkster like that brother?
Brand Master Flash: What you going to do? Take me to WRESTLEMANIA!
<18:10:26> "Brand": Is your avatar a picture of you?
<18:10:37> "Filho": Yes, clearly
<18:11:02> Chat partner has closed the conversation
<18:12:27> "Brand": To the quotes thread! Jk =P
<18:12:45> "Filho": be tolerant of a old man and his waifu
<18:13:06> "Brand": OK NOW TO THE QUOTES THREAD!
<18:13:15> "Filho": HAHAHAHA
PFC Filho and his "Waifu"
Cpl. Chartier: Langford, I have a very important question for you.
Cpl. Langford: What?
Cpl. Chartier: Will you marry me.
She said yes by the way.
First proposal in the 29th TS?
Just so we're clear here, it was a card in our TableTop Simulator game. It wasn't a real proposal hahaha :P