Major Wheatley and myself
Major- "Hey Pink, our favorite show is on" I look at my TV, notice that WW2 in HD is on
Me- "how do you know what I'm watching?"
Major-"You're watching WW2 in HD?"
Me- "Yes?"
We sometimes watch this hsow while playing games just to find the weird coloring that sometimes occurs. Like a lime green Japanese zero.
"If you want to lose alot of weight start smoking and drinking water alot then you become hungry and when I get hungry I get angry so I have a smoke everytime I get mad and I dont eat so i lose weight"
We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other. - G.C. Marshall, Chief of Staff
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: hahaha
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it's too hot for face fur
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: how "hot" it is ?
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it was 37
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: 32 now
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: thaaats not too bad
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: maybe for you
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: haha
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: you're made of pure heat
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: yes
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: if I lick my finger and touch my nipple it boils the water
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: i don't want to know how you make noodles
Cpl. Brand:"Alright, we're here!"
PFC Pruett: "THIS ISN'T CHUCKIE CHEESE!"
Pvt. Filkins: "Where is my pool and white van!?"
Cpl. Brand: "Um, it's right behind you, except instead of white, it's green. Stop being color blind."
Steam chat whilist trying to close out our squad drill after having burned-down a bunch of Zargabadi cannabis fields...
"T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because i got higigighghghghghg BAAAAAHHHDAHDAHDAHDAH!
Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: Such distraction!
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna salute,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: But then I got high
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna render respect, but then I got high
Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: please stop
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Now I'm a private, and I know why? (Why, maAaan?)
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high...."
" Know thyself , know yourself ; I do not know one another and confidant, one win and one loss ; I do not know one another , not friends, each war will be useless ." - Sun Tzu
@PFC Pruett said:
Just sitting in chat with "almost" everyone in Charlie channel and then Cpl. Moe decided to blurt out..
"Oh no, the herpes absorbed one of my balls."
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"You meet people for a reason but it's up to you to decide what reason they are there for." -Unknown
Major Wheatley and myself
Major- "Hey Pink, our favorite show is on"
I look at my TV, notice that WW2 in HD is on
Me- "how do you know what I'm watching?"
Major-"You're watching WW2 in HD?"
Me- "Yes?"
We sometimes watch this hsow while playing games just to find the weird coloring that sometimes occurs. Like a lime green Japanese zero.
Murphys law of Combat Operations:
Source: http://www.military-quotes.com/murphy.htm
If you are running out of everything but enemies, you are in a combat zone.
T/5 Wimpf talking about weight lose.
"If you want to lose alot of weight start smoking and drinking water alot then you become hungry and when I get hungry I get angry so I have a smoke everytime I get mad and I dont eat so i lose weight"
When you look to the left, you cant see right. -Some guy somewhere.
We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other. - G.C. Marshall, Chief of Staff
"A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested" - Unknown
This thread has typically been humorous quotes from drills or TeamSpeak, why so many inspirational quotes?
"NUTZ"
BGEN. McAuliffe Battle of the bulge.
Cucumbers noises are the sexiest noises in the world - Pvt. Blake
Its always good to have some variety
PFC Montgomery: Cpl. Fritz, go right, Simpson, left.
PFC Simpson: Cpl. Fritz, that's not the right right.
Cpl. Fritz: Meh, I'm you're Cpl. I'm right, right now.
"Hey thats a flamethrower, HEY THATS A FLAMETHROWER" - Random player on the RO2/RS battalion server.
http://www.feelsbadman.com/
That's exactly how I feel!
What are you going to to? Stab me? - Quote from stabbed man.
http://i.imgur.com/l7yUr.jpg
Etched quotes in Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War do a good job of conveying the mentalities of American soldiers during that conflict.
"A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you that you've been ambushed"
"Let me win your heart and mind or I'll burn your g*d damn hut down"
"We the unwilling, trained by the unskilled to do the impossible for the ungrateful, ten minutes too late."
"Fighter by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, marine by mistake"
"The only thing I get out of killing a person is the recoil of my rifle"
"35 kills - if you are recovering my body **** you"
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: hahaha
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it's too hot for face fur
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: how "hot" it is ?
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: it was 37
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: 32 now
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: thaaats not too bad
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: maybe for you
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: haha
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: you're made of pure heat
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: yes
Zimzopzuppityzopzoptataptop: if I lick my finger and touch my nipple it boils the water
SSgt. Berg [29ID]: i don't want to know how you make noodles
Cpl. Brand:"Alright, we're here!"
PFC Pruett: "THIS ISN'T CHUCKIE CHEESE!"
Pvt. Filkins: "Where is my pool and white van!?"
Cpl. Brand: "Um, it's right behind you, except instead of white, it's green. Stop being color blind."
Pvt. Lenard "I'm buying a shrimp boat, give me a minute"
Pvt. Lenard "I'm makin' bank off my shrimp boat. 66 Million."
"That moment when getting inside the helicopter is the hardest part of the mission" Pvt. Lenard while playing Arma 3.
"Hue." - T/5 Zim
Steam chat whilist trying to close out our squad drill after having burned-down a bunch of Zargabadi cannabis fields...
"T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because i got higigighghghghghg BAAAAAHHHDAHDAHDAHDAH!
Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: Such distraction!
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna salute,
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: But then I got high
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: I was gonna render respect, but then I got high
Cpl. Nelson [29ID]: please stop
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Now I'm a private, and I know why? (Why, maAaan?)
T/5 Phariss [29ID]: Because I got high...."
" Know thyself , know yourself ; I do not know one another and confidant, one win and one loss ; I do not know one another , not friends, each war will be useless ." - Sun Tzu
Just sitting in chat with "almost" everyone in Charlie channel and then Cpl. Moe decided to blurt out..
"Oh no, the herpes absorbed one of my balls."
Oh, Moe... facepalm
Staff Sergeant Bergstrom upon showing a picture of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose,
"Teddy Roosevelt was like America's Vladimir Putin back in his day."
Setting up a firing line on unsuspecting enemy contacts.
Sgt. Frank: "When I say 'It's the end of the world'... I want you to let them know."